It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.
are you okay there
E V E R Y O N EOKAY.
her hair and lips change to the color of your blog
i just wanna see it
oh my god this looks so sick on my blog
DEAR GOD MINE TO!
Sorry, I had to see this.
"Can you caption what they were thinking in these photos?"
THIS IS SO STRANGELY SATISFYING TO WATCH I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAIN
Look at how satisfied that guy is. He’s like “Yeah I did science”
"The Raven" (1915) - Charles Brabin
whoever invented the internet must feel really ashamed because this is what it has been reduced to
IT GOT BETTER
The Boy Who Lived
If James isnt one of your favorite characters we can’t be friends
I live in an island, so yesterday we had a really bad mist (like silent hill style) around the city ‘cause of the ocean and things like that. So what happened to show up inside of the mist? THIS DUDE! THIS DUDE SHOWED UP FROM NOWHERE WEARING THIS SILENT HILL PYRAMID HEAD COSPLAY AND JUST STOOD THERE! IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE OF THE STREET! FUCK! I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THAT! To make it worst it was 2AM!
Somewhere on this island, a cosplayer saw the mist roll in and thought “My time has come…”
i fucking cant
I WANT IT *frantically fails at recreating it w/ my own legos* >:[
Mis fotos consentidas por las siguientes razones:
Skull Kid con la máscara de Majora gana en la vida <3
Mi endless crush con el cosplayer de Lobo (LE QUEDÓ DE NO MAMES Y LO AMÉ POR ESO. Además es super buen plan)
El grupal de la Galería de Villanos de Arkham me robó el corazón (estilo el amigo Bilal que pronto verán) porque estaban bien escuincles y les quedó increible.
Juan Nieves que no sabe nada y es genial (TE AMO, JUAN)
MOTHAFUCKIN’ CHERNO ALFA, BEETCHIS! Y Striker Eureka. Están hechos por los chamaquitos y son de cartón, tu argumento es inválido.
Also, tenían como 14 años.
Y MIS AMORES HOMESTUCKS!!! Son las personas más cool de la historia y todos los universos y yo los amo y veneramos todos a Karka.
Porque no eres Homestuck si no conoces a Caye, claramente.
My inner geek is screaming.
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL